this was the greatest joke I have ever heard
Words of wisdom.
- that last one especially.
I’ve reblogged this before, but I’m reblogging it again.
Killer Mike for president
Truth, life doesn’t have to be as complicated as we make it.
- Unknown (via psych-facts)
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS
This is why I love elephants
"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”
Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk